Nowadays I would have to say 50% of every conversation a givin person has is spoken in ebonics, wouldn’t you agree? Maybe not to the extent of a Hip-Hop song but you get what im sayin.

The other day I said to my girlfriend, “I really need to start makin more chedder” . She looked at me with the goofiest face and had absolutly no clue what I was talking about. I would think any normal person would know that that phrase means “I need to start making more money” correct? (CHEDDER = MONEY)

Tonight on the my show we will break down some of todays most used “Ebonic” phrases, and see if your smart enough to know what they mean. Until than, enjoy bill maher translating some hip for ya : )   

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I like to consider myslef a person with an opinion. I feel that my opinion matters to YOU, and most of the time YOU agree with me.

This past weekend my little sister, 18yrs old, got her first tattoo. Before she got it she called me and asked for my advice because, I have 2 of my own tattoo’s and more importantly she wanted me to get her a deal (cause I know people): ). The first thing I asked her was where she was planning on getting it on her body. The answer I got from her was the last thing any big brother wants to her….. “Im gonna get in on my lower back”.  I replied with “NOOOOOOOO!!!” To make a long story short, I convinced her to change her mind and get it somewhere else on her body.

I think I speak for everyone, that girls with lower back tattoo’s or “tramp stamps” as I like to call them, are very trashy and so not classy : ).  I don’t mind tatoos on females, infact most of the time I think its sexy. But lower back tattoo’s are definetly a no-no.

At the beginning of the whole lower back tat phase I could understand that girls wanted to be cool and different, but now its just cliche and stupid!

Everyday I see more and more tramp stamps. Why on earth would a girl go and get one of those when they know they will be made fun of and, more importantly, classified as a “SLUT”? Its absloutly mind boggling to me…..

Whats your opinion?

We’ll talk about it tonight at 7:15

Love Kas

“I’m Nothing Without You, So Make Noise For What You Created!”

I have been smoking for 8 years now, since I was 17 yrs old. I bought cigerettes when they were $3.50 a pack, than when they were $4.50 a pack, a even when they were $5.50 a pack.

Friday I stopped at my favorite local corner store (The Gujar mart), like I always do. “A pack of Marb Lights pleas?” I said. “That’ll be $8.50!!!!!!” he replied.

Can you belive that. Cigerettes have gone up another 2 dollars. I don’ care how addicted I am, I REFUSE TO PAY $8.50 FOR A PaCK OF SMOKES!

I think I have finally come to my senses. Why should I spend my hard earned dollars on somthing thats going to kill me.

So today I mark the day…. “Kasper’s Quit Day”.  I hope all smokers will unite and quit today. If you are going to follow suit, please leave a comment here, with you name and how long you have been smoking.

Togther We Can Stick It To The Man!!!!

After a night of playing cards, drinking beers, and dabbling in the greens of the earth, I woke up this morning. As you can imagine, not on the right side of the bed. I’ve got a splitting headache, I smell, and for some reason there’s remnants of a cheesburger garbage plate in my bed. Now to say the least…….., I HATE YOU!!!

love

kas

Do you know anyone that has a difficult time talking to the opposite sex? If you do, you can relate to this.

My cousin Scott and I are real tight, He’s like a brother to me. Scott isn’t the most confident or charismatic man on the planet, to say the least. He has a very tough time when it comes to talking with the “females”. I dont know what happens to him. He freezes up, gets nervous, starts talking about some obscure topic that my grandmother dosen’t even want to here about.

Ladies, I have been trying to help Scott enjoy the opposite sex for quite sometime now. I even hand fed him a very  nice young lady that was definetly “down for whatever”, and he could’t close the deal. I really dont think he’s gay, but, it’s getting to that point where I am about to say SCREW IT (not literally). So I came up with one last idea. One last try to get Scott out of his comfort zone and into some “apple pie” : ) . I composed a craigslist type ad below, It has everything you need to know about my cousin Scott. If you like what your see, please leave a comment with your Name, What you look like, and why Scott would want to cuddle with you…. Lets pull together and make a love connection!!!!!

 Here’s The Ad……

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CUDDLE WITH : )

My name is Scott, Im from Rochester NY. I love watching Jeapordy, Talking about American history, The NY Yankees, The NY Giants and hanging out with my cousin and his friends. I love trying new things. I work at a local cemetary. I still live at home with my parents, and yes,… im 29yrs old. I’m a really nice guy with a big heart and I would love to meet YOU.

Thats the Ad, now ladies, If your interested, please leave a comment below and I will be sure Scott gets it.

Love Kas

“Im Nothing Without You, So Make Noise For What You Created!!”